♫ May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Emmie EMzz please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Emmie EMzz please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here! ♫
♫ Y'all act like you never seen a smart person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Horny ass men love ♠M 'n' EMzz♠
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Emmie EMzz, I'm sick of her
Look at her, walkin' around, showin' her you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but she's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Men, wave your boxer drawers, sing the chorus, and it goes
I'm Emmie EMzz, yes, I'm the real Emmie
All you other Emmie EMzzs are just imitating
So won't the real Emmie EMzz please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Emmie EMzz, yes, I'm the real Emmie
All you other Emmie EMzzs are just imitating
So won't the real Emmie EMzz please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? ♫
VIBE:
♫ Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave ♠M 'n' EMzz♠ VD (ah)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
'Cause I'm Emmie EMzz, yes, I'm the real Emmie
All you other Emmie EMzzs are just imitating
So won't the real Emmie EMzz please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Emmie EMzz, yes, I'm the real Emmie
All you other Emmie EMzzs are just imitating
So won't the real Emmie EMzz please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? ♫
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♫ I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you bitches out there can
Then you wonder, "how can
Folks eat up her work like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm done here
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching old men's asses when I'm rubbing one off with ......
And I got him jerking, but his whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Emmie EMzz lurking
She could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"
With her windows down and her system up
So will the real Emmie please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Emmie EMzz, yes, I'm the real Emmie
All you other Emmie EMzzs are just imitating
So won't the real Emmie EMzz please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Emmie EMzz, yes, I'm the real Emmie
All you other Emmie EMzzs are just imitating
So won't the real Emmie EMzz please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Emmie EMzz, yes, I'm the real Emmie
All you other Emmie EMzzs are just imitating
So won't the real Emmie EMzz please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Emmie EMzz, yes, I'm the real Emmie
All you other Emmie EMzzs are just imitating
So won't the real Emmie EMzz please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha, I guess there's an Emmie EMzz in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up #nobitchsitdown ♫
— lyrics to Eminem's "Slim Shady" were the inspiration for this post and were changed to suit the purposes of the message this blog intends to send.
Looking at SL through the "Eye of the Storm"
On to the next project...
Love & Light,
乇мzz:::ƒιуαнѕтσям™:::qυαи [Emerald Ishtari]